Hello!:P How have you guys been?:) I've been..........yeah>.> LOL, Grams has been driving me nuts!:x Seriously, she threw her dirty panties in my face yesterday!!:cry: THE HORROR!!!!!:cry: But, today, Grandpa payed a visit!:D W00T!:D And the fighting began.......
Me: 0.o o.0 Grandpa???!:o WTH have you been!!!!:o
Grams: Damnit!!!:x I thought you died days ago you f****!!!:x
Grandpa: :evil:Hello to you too wh0re!:x I knew you came here!!!!:evil: Always bothering these poor kids!!!:x
Alex: Grandpa, she made me wash her!!!:cry::cry::cry:
Grandpa: :oGood lord! Your a brave boy. You survived the jelly rolls and saggy ass!:lol:
Gram: F**** you!!!:x You really shouldn't be talking idiot! It takes you 10 minutes to even find your d*** to take a p1*s!!!:lol:
Keira: Hey!!:x Fight in your own damn house!:x
Grams: Hey Keira, I'll give you 1 cent to got f*** the mailman since you already did:) SO STFU!!!!:evil:
Keira: WHAT!!:evil: OMFG, I'm about to b**** slap right now!!!!:evil:
Me: *holding Keira back* WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL!!!!!:cry:
Grandpa: It's okay kids! Grandpa will handle this!:wink:8):evil:
Grams: :lol:YOU?! You f**** limp wrist, saggy piece of crap!:lol:
Grandpa: Heh. Keep talkin'. In about 2 seconds I'm going to put my foot so far up your @ss your hemroids will scream:)
Alex: :oOMG!!! OMG!! TEH OWNAGE!!!!!:lol::lol::lol::lol:
Grams: Little man who talks big words!:lol: Alright I've had it!:evil: I'm gonna kick you in your b***s so hard you'll have freakin v*****!:evil:
Alex: :oTEH COMEBACK!!!!:o
Me: OKAY!:x There will be no kicking of the ass or b***s today!:P Seeming as guys are MARRIED, you had to love something about one another!:x Grandpa?:)
Grandpa: She had great t**s:) That are now hanging [ast her knees like f**** stockings!:evil:
Me: *sigh*Gram Gram?-_-"
Gram Gram: He was a good f***:) That has since turned into nothing because that thing in between his legs is a piece of crap!:x
Gandpa: It's perfectly fine!:evil:
Grams: How would you know??! You haven't seen it in years!!!!:Evil:
Me: *sigh*I'm going back to bed-_-"