The anger sharks are swimming.
User Rating: 6.5 | Crash Bash PS
This game started off fun enough. But it's fun like an amusement park is fun. You get there. There's lots of fun noises and cool looking rides and the smell of junk food is intoxicating. All the sights and sounds make you want to rush out and try everything. So you do just that. You ride the rickety rollercoaster. You go on the tilt a whirl thingy. You go on the river raft ride. You play the pop-balloons-with-a-dart- scam game. You fill yourself with soda and burgers and cotton candy and filth. And then, after a few hours of being smacked with all of that, you get tired. But you paid a lot of damn money to get in here so you still feel you need to make the most of it. So you go on more rides, play more games and eat more crap. And then after a few more hours you really start to get in a bad mood and start screaming at children for laughing. But there are a few more things you haven't tried...and you feel you can get another couple of hotdogs down before you vomit. So you go for it. You try your hardest to do everything. But your patience is running thin. You feel like you've had someone shaking you and yelling in your face with a bullhorn for 7 hours straight. And finally, while on the stupid Merry-Go-Round....you lose it. You start crying. You want to go home. So you make your way out of the park as hurried as you can while sneering at people...and then find you have to wait in traffic for another 7 hours.
And that is exactly what Crash Bash is like.
